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Tech jokes!!

Posted: 7 January 2016 in ENTERTAINMENT, HAVE FUN
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LET’S START THE NEW YEAR WITH SOME JOKES ON TECHNOLOGY!!!

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HISTORY:

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There have been English words used commonly in Italian for ages, but recently it has really picked up, to the point that some call it ANGLITALIANO.  The Italian answer to Spanglish or Chinglish.

How many English words exist in Anglitaliano?  Who knows?  But I listed those I could think of, and did about 5 minutes of googlage to see what I could put together.  Have a look.

ACCOUNT

ASSIST 

AUDIENCE 

BACKGROUND 

BAND  

BABYSITTER 

DOGSITTER 

BLACKOUT 

BASKET 

BOSS 

BREAK

BREAKFAST 

BUDGET 

BUSINESS 

CARTOON 

CASUAL 

CHECK IN

CHECK OUT

CLUB 

COLLEGE 

COMMERCIAL 

COMPILATION 

COMPUTER 

CONVENTION 

CORPORATION 

COUNTER 

CRACK 

DEFAULT

DESIGN

DESIGNER 

DESSERT 

DETECTIVE 

DIRECTOR 

DOPING 

DRIVER 

ESCALATION

ESTABLISHMENT

EVERGREEN

EXPORT

FAIR PLAY

FALLOUT

FAN

FANTASY

FAST FOOD

FEELING

FILM

FISCAL DRAG

FITNESS

FLASH

FOLK

FOLK MUSIC

FICTION 

FREE LANCE

FREEZER

FULL TIME

GADGET

GAME

GANG

GATEWAY

GAY

 GREMLIN

GULP

HANDICAP

GUARDRAIL

HAPPENING

HARDCORE

HARDWARE

HELP

HD

HOTEL

HOT DOG

HI FI 

HIGH SOCIETY

HIGH   TECH

HIT PARADE 

HOBBY 

HOLDING 

HORROR

IMPEACHMENT

IMPORT

INPUT

JOLLY

KILLER

LEADER

LEADERSHIP

LEASING

LOOK

LOVE STORY

MADE IN ITALY

MAGIC MOMENT 

MANAGEMENT

MANAGER

MASS MEDIA

MATCH

MEETING

MELTING POT

MERCHANDISING

MYSTERY 

MOVIE

NETWORK

NOMINATION

NON-STOP

OFF

ON

OPTIONAL

OUTDOOR

PANEL

PARTNER

PART TIME

PASSWORD

PAUSE

PERFORMANCE

PERSONAL COMPUTER

PLATFORM

POLE POSITION

PLAY

PLAYBACK

PLAYBOY

PLAYOFF

POLICEMAN

POOL

PRODUCT MANAGER

PUBLIC RELATIONS

PUNCH

PUSHER

PUZZLE

RACKET

RACING TEAM

RECORD

REFRAIN

RELAX

REVIVAL

RING

ROYALTIES

SCOOP

SEASON

SET

SHAKER

SHOCK

SHOPPING

SHORT

SHOW

SHOWMAN

SHOWDOWN

SIT IN

SKETCH

SKI – LIFT

SOCCER

SOFTWARE

SPARRING PARTNER

SPECIMEN

SPLASH

SPLASHDOWN

SPONSOR

SPOT

STAGE

STANDARD

STAR

STAR SYSTEM

STOCK  

STOP

STOPOVER

STRESS

STRIPTEASE

SUMMIT

TASK FORCE

TEAM

TEAMWORK

TEENAGER

TERMINAL

TEST

TICKET

TIMER

TOAST

TOP

TOPLESS

TOP MANAGER

TOP SECRET

TOP TEN

TOUR

TOUR OPERATOR

TRADING

TRAINING

TREATMENT

TREND

THRILL

THRILLER

THRILLING

TRIP

TRUST

TURNOVER

UNDERSTATMENT

UPPERCUT

VAMP

VIDEOCLIP

VIP

WALKIE TALKIE

WEEKEND

WELFARE

WELFARE STATE

WHITE COLLAR

YACHT

ZOOM

COMPUTER

INTERNET

SPORT

The following found on a blog

The words in CAPS are English words that would be commonly understood by many Italians that don’t think they speak a word of English!

OKAY, this WEEKEND I used my COMPUTER and MODEM to go ONLINE to TEST my WEBCAM and EMAIL on the INTERNET with my new ROUTER.  The SERVERSOFTWARE asked for a PASSWORD, then made me DOWNLOAD a FILE.  Perhaps I lack the KNOW-HOW.

Later, I listened to an ALBUM with MUSIC by a BOY BAND, then a CD with BLUES,HIP HOP, GRIND, CORE, some POP STAR, JAZZ and a HIT by a ROCK BAND, but there was a BLACK OUT. WOW!

So I took off my BLUE JEANS and wore a SMOKING. I looked COOL, so went to aSINGLES BAR in a HOTEL that was full of SEXY women and had a COCKTAIL with theMANAGER who called me MISTER. She was BEAUTIFUL, with great MAKEUP and anEXTRA-LARGE T-SHIRT.   She was truly a BEAUTY with a great NEW LOOK.  I saw myEX with her BOYFRIEND who clearly found a BABYSITTER that night..  They deserve their PRIVACY, so I said BYE BYE and went to a PARTY.  Sadly, everyone was aSNOB. I began to feel the STRESS. I had a DRINK, then left for a CLUB to see a BANDI am a FAN of that plays DARK music.  The PERFORMANCE was SOLD OUT.. everyTICKET!

Fortunately, I had a VOUCHER, so the STAFF let me in. OH YEAH! After the SHOW, there was a SUPER DEEJAY that had clearly been DOPING, and is probably onWELFARE.

Later I was hungry, so I got on my SCOOTER and went to a PUB, but I couldn’t decide between a HOT DOG, SANDWICH or a HAMBURGER, so ended up having aSNACK of  CRACKERSwhile watching some SPORT on the TV, followed by a TALK SHOW, a FILM, and a REALITY SHOW.

The following day, I went to the gym to do some SPINNING, JOGGING (or FOOTING) and BODY BUILDING before playing some TENNIS. Later, I took a car with lots of SEX APPEAL and a bigSTICKER for a TEST DRIVE, but it broke down at the STOP, and smelled of GAS. Maybe it was all the SMOG?  So I had to take it to the GARAGE.  Finally, after a little SHOPPING, I had a PICNICfor lunch with my BUSINESS PARTNER who shared some GOSSIP and NEWS about a friend with a HANDICAP that became a KILLER by giving someone’s PACEMAKER a SHOCK.  I thought about it and simply replied: NO COMMENT. It’s not a SCOOP, and has nothing to do with our PARTNERSHIP.  All I wanted was a BRIEFING and possible BRAINSTORMING about a new LOCATION for our BOOK SHOP, as well as our BUDGET and new SLOGAN. You know, a MARKETING MEETING.

That night I went to a BED AND BREAKFAST that was really nothing more than aLOFT with a BIG OPEN SPACE, instead of a RESORT.  After all, that is the latestTREND.  I read a FICTION, and went to sleep. GOOD NIGHT!

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ANGLOPHENIA

Posted: 21 August 2014 in HAVE FUN, PRONUNCIATION, VIDEO
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THAT’S A REALLY NICE CHANNEL I’M GOING TO POST HERE SOMETIMES:

LET’S START WITH AN ACCENT TOPIC!!! ENJOY

Chat Abbreviations, MLAs, Multi-Letter Acronyms, Text Message Abbreviations, Instant Message, Chat, IM, Text Messaging, SMS Abbreviations

These abbreviations are used in IM – Instant Messages,
Chat Rooms, Short Message Service (SMS),
Text Message, and Email — have fun!

Abbreviations A-D

Chat List:  E-K – L-R – S-Z will follow soon

10X Thanks
2MI Too much information
2U2 To You Too
4COL For Crying Out Loud
420 let’s get high
420 got weed?
[$X$] No spam !!
JK Just Kidding
? I have a question
?RUD What are you doing?
! I have a comment
A-OLs Administrators On-Line
AAMOF As A Matter Of Fact
ADN Any Day Now
AFAIC As Far As I’m Concerned
AFAIK As Far As I Know
AFAIR As Far As I Remember
AFJ April Fools Joke
AFK Away From the Keyboard
AISI As I See It
ANFAWFOS And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
ANFSCD And Now For Something Completely Different
AS Another Subject
ASAP As Soon As Possible
ASAYGT As Soon As You Get This
ASL Age, Sex, Location
ASLA Age, Sex, Location, Availability
ATSL Along The Same Line
AV Audio Visual
AV AntiVirus
AWC After While, Crocodile
AWGTHTGTTA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?
AWHFY Are We Having Fun Yet?
AWTTW A Word To The Wise
AYOR At Your Own Risk
B4N Bye For Now
BAC Bad A**ed Chick
BAK Back At Keyboard
BBFN Bye Bye For Now
BBIAB Be Back In A Bit
BBIAF Be Back In A Few
BBL Be Back Later
BBR Burnt Beyond Repair
BC Because
BCNU Be seein’ you
BEG Big Evil Grin
BF Boy Friend
BFN Bye For Now
BFD Big Frickin Deal
BFF Best Friends Forever
BIF Before I Forget
BION Believe it or not
BOBFOC Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch
BOHICA Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
BOT Back On Topic
BRB Be Right Back
BRS Big Red Switch
BTA But Then Again
BTAIM Be That As It May
BTHOM Beats The Hell Outta Me
BTOBD Be There Or Be Dead
BTW By The Way
BWL Bursting With Laughter
BWQ Buzz Word Quotient
BYE Response to BYE?
BYE? Are you ready to say goodbye?
BYKT But You Knew That
BYOB Bring Your Own Bottle
BYOM Bring Your Own Mac
C&G Chuckle and Grin
CADET Can’t Add, Doesn’t Even Try
CID Crying In Disgrace
CMIIW Correct Me If I’m Wrong
CO Conference or Company
CPP C Plus Plus or C++
CRS Can’t Remember Sh**
CSG Chuckle, Snicker, Grin
CU See You
CU2 See You, Too
CUL See you later
CUL8R See You Later
CULA See You Later, Alligator
CWYL Chat With You Later
CYA See Ya or Cover Your Ass
CYAL8R See You All Later
CYOA Cover Your Own Ass
D8 Date
DAC Duck And Cover
DAU Dosen’t Add Up
DIIK Damned If I Know
DIKU? Do I Know You?
DILLIGAD Do I Look Like I Give A Darnn?
DIY Do It Yourself
DK Don’t Know
DLTBBB Don’t Let The Bed Bugs Bite
DNFTT Do Not Feed The Trolls

dotgov A government official (from the .gov of government domain names)
DTRT Do The Right Thing
DWIMC Do What I Mean, Correctly
DWIMNWIS Do What I Mean, Not What I Say